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I miss you !!! important msg!! please reblog

Everytime i eat at mcdonalds, the big mac reminds me of you. the patty is the juicy inside just like your dick. and the outside is like the dirty part of you… i love you… and everytime i see a fatman wearing a speedo.. it just reminds me of you because thats what you used to wear! i miss you each day.. our love grows <3 :) miss you babe. x0x0 .. <3333

p.s you looked sexy today. ;);)

my cute girl (:

  • girl : hey , what're you doing ?
  • boy : talking to a cute girl
  • girl : oh .. who ?
  • boy : you .

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dear diary ,: why I hate my period . →

1. I can never tell when the fuck I’m gonna get it so when I do get it, I usually don’t have a pad on at that moment.

2. It’s never on schedule and I’ve had it for almost 3 years.

3. No masturbating or sex unless you want bloody fingers/penis.

4. Must wear dark pants because it…

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her heart’s not your dick , so stop playing with it .

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i have a serious problem with getting my hopes up . as soon as a boy shows me even the slightest bit of attention , i crave more and think that he must like me . so when he ignores me because we’re not even really friends , i crash hard .

monster-cow:

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i love having to resend my posts because of errors .

monster-cow:

 

AHAHAHA ! computer beat man :P

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dear diary ,: <333 →

A boy and girl used to be best friends but suddenly the began to not get along, they tease and harass each other all the time at school. One day the teacher had enough so she sent them to the school psychologist, he looked at the boy.

“I think the problem here is trust so let me ask you this, if…

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mylifeistaemin:

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I SEE .. IT ..

monster-cow:

mylifeistaemin:

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I SEE .. IT ..

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